iLove my iPhone

Hello world!

Allowing a person. Such as myself to have a device such as this is dangerous for a few reasons:

1. I will text and look up stuff on the Internet while driving.
2. I now have the capacity to update Facebook, Twitter, et al. ad nauseum.
3. I shut myself off from the rest of the physical world everytime I use this thing which is dangerous for my own well being.
4. I am already fantatical about Apple products and this may just turn me into a walking Apple advertisement (if it hasn’t already happened).

In short, either Apple, AT&T or people that truly care about me must hold an intervention soon because I am quickly becoming addicted to this thing.

HELP!

Kenny

(Written on my iPhone)